hi.im.kunal.ramchandani

Found this via the Indexed blog. Its so true!

I can probably think of quite a few people who this applies to.
In the words of Barack, you can’t put lipstick on a pig – it’s still a pig

I totally love LOST. Without a doubt I think it is the greatest show on television (and I get through a lot of tv….). Last nights season finale for LOST was not only the best episode the show has ever seen, I thought it was one of the best episodes i’ve seen of any TV show…ever!

The thing about this show that keeps interest so high is that it confuses people so much. There are always atleast fifteen major questions at any one time. Whenever some start to get answered (the operative being Start..), more questions appear. The creators are incredibly intelligent and have never ceased to amaze me with how they have introduced (and at times re-introduced) major characters (Jack and Hurley being my favourites). By the way, check out Hurley’s blog if you’re a fan of his its randomly hilarious.

OK so. The situation. Juliet has set off the hydrogen bomb after falling into the pit, and the screen inverts from its typical all black to all all white show with LOST in black text.

OK so. The questions / theories:

Q We’ve finally met Jacob. Could he be Satan? I am totally confused here. In the flashbacks he physically touched every major character. Look what happened to them! He also knew what was going to happen (in the real world) to the major characters prior to their arrival on the island. He did get stabbed by Ben but for the island’s leader his little defence surprised me. I guess that tells me he wasn’t really dead. Surely they can’t introduce the biggest question mark of the show and have him stabbed. He also seemingly saved Sayid’s life (when his gf got run over) and possibly woke Locke up from death when he landed from the window.

T I am sure there will be re-introductions for the final season. I’m expecting Walt for sure.

Q This Richard fellow. He’s interesting and mysterious. Why does he never age? Infact, Jacob doesn’t seemed to have aged either from his real world visits. Could he be related to Richard? Richard seems to know a lot of things that even the then-leader Ben didn’t know.

Q Guy in the black t-shirt talking to Jacob early on, who is this guy? He wanted to kill Jacob but couldn’t without the loophole? wtf? Jacob was in a white tshirt. Some kind of symbolic good v evil, God v Satan thing going on here? But I don’t think he is evil this guy, he didn’t like the boat people and the corruption they bring. Then again could Jacob be evil? ahhh!!??

Q I don’t know who this Llana girl is, or why shes on the island. She seems to know things. I don’t know why or how.

T So we believe the H bomb went off. But did it? Lets think it through. The bomb goes off then none of this happened? Everyone is as they were in their normal lives, or back in Oceanic 815. I can’t see that happening, just doesn’t add up. Another time movement? Possibly but it hasn’t happened in a while.

Its a long wait till the final series, but interestingly according to LOST’s wikipedia page, Jack (Matthew Fox) is the only cast member who knows what will happen at the end. Wait hang on. Why should he know? Hmmmmmm……

How many of these did you used to watch? !

1. Full House! How could anyone not love watching Full House

2. Dallas. JR was a dude!

3. Different Strokes.

4. Baywatch

5. Knightrider

6. The A-Team

7. Monkey Magic. this was retro cool!

8. Saved by the bell. Best-show-ever!

9. Family ties

10. Growing Pains

So i’m heading back to India on the weekend – a couple-a-days in Mumbai and then with some friends we’re heading to Hyderabad for our friends’ wedding – should be really good fun! If you havn’t seen India, you definately should. Its a place that can change you, for the better. Oh and you should read Shantaram by Gregory Roberts before you go – BEST-BOOK-EVER in my humble opinion. You’ll know why after you read it. Do not be swayed by the size of this book.

India can humble the hardest of hearts. I’m not saying this because im ethnically Indian either. Theres an aura about the place and it wraps its aura-ed blanket around you as soon as you step out of the plane. People will stare at you – hell people stare at me and im brown. But its a good natured stare, they just havn’t mastered how to not make you feel somewhat scared by their looks. What humbled me is the poverty. You can’t get away from it, its all around from the minute you step outside. Poor children will follow you to your taxi asking for a few rupees. Apparently a few rupees ‘will do’. Thats pennies, and I think its pathetic. Even if the cost of living is substantially cheaper. A lot of these people were just born unlucky, born well below the poverty threshold as the World Bank calls it and sit in absolute poverty. According to the Mumbai Wikipedia page, “62% of the population of Mumbai live in slums, which cover only 6% of the city’s land”. One of the slums has over a million people living in it. Scary. I heard when I was out there (for an idea of scale); that an elderly man was travelling for 2 or 3 hours to deliver around 40 samosas only to travel back to home with £2 in his pocket. With that £2 he would bless you with all his love.

I feel bad because after I came back to London I forgot about it, and i’m only remembering it because i’m going back. These are things that non-residing indians would notice by the way.

Anyway, thats the sad part!

Its a strange old place. Its normal to see people walking around in pyjamas. Its normal to see people sitting on trains (moving trains). Its normal to see a totally unecessary job filled by somebody (its a billion people after all). We went into a carpark back in November, and you know how you press the little green button to collect your ticket to allow the barriers to open? Right well theres a guy who sits between your car and the ticket machine to do that for you. Nice!

People are nice. People respect you. People respect each other out there. They’ll go out of their way to show it too. Money helps … but to be honest its mostly because they have good hearts. On that money point, officials are corrupt, big time. Slip him a 50 (80 pence) and he’ll turn his head as quickly as he appeared.

What I really love is their lingo though. Part of their unspoken lingo is of course the Indian head wag. I found this great insight into this phenomenon on this blog. For a whole new advanced level of head bobbling, check out this young dancer.
Indians say things like:

1. TP (‘time pass’)
2. Freak out
3. Haa I went there today ONLY
4. That movie was ULTIMATE (followed by the indian head bobble)
5. Arey yaar, Kareena Kapoor acted TOO GOOD!

and I just love it!

People go nuts about cricket. I remember a grassy area near Marine Drive which had maybe 10 games going on at the same time! It was a very wtf kind-of-thing to look at, but was great. Total passion and highly efficient use of space! If there were two games going on in a London park in that amount of space all hell would break loose! Which made me think of this. Over a billion people live here, can you imagine if a billion people were let loose in the US. Do you think they would get along? I don’t know..

Youngsters go to SO many clubs on a night out. Not like 3 or 4. Not like 4 or 5. Often more! They’ll go 10 minutes to Shiro, or maybe 20 minutes having a drink and socialising at Hard Rock, then they’ll drive across Mumbai to see more places just to add it to their repertoi of visited clubs that night! Its hilarious, and great fun. In under a couple of hours we probably managed to see 7 or 8 places. Mind you, going through red lights (a normality of course) helps get things done quicker. In fact after a certain time in Mumbai, the traffic lights have this continuous blink. That means if you want to go, go!! The only rules are, there are no rules! ha!

India is a great place. Even crossing the road is an adventure and you could write a book on tactics! Will twitter when I get there